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Don't read the Supreme Court deliberations on gay marriage...
...read this truncated transcript instead. I am told it's disturbingly accurate.

BREYER: I’m going to ask you an extremely long question riddled with nonspecific nouns, and you’re going to have to guess what I mean by it.

COOPER: I’m pretty sure the answer is no? But let’s stop talking about whether I should be allowed to talk, and get on to what I’m going to be talking about. Which is: nostalgia. Nostalgia for the good old days of traditional, bedrock values. Man, back in 1971, this Court said there was no federal question as to same-sex marriage. Those were the fucking days.

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I saw the "aliens eating human flesh" bit earlier and didn't realise it was from a longer piece. Hilarious!

I wish I had the detachment to be able to find the SCOTUS itself hilarious.

There's one for yesterday's, as well, but it's much more brief, because yesterday's was much more boring.

Edited at 2013-03-28 02:36 pm (UTC)

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